Ass monkey

A word awesome people use

Person 1- ohhhh that ass monkey
Person 2 - omg your so awesome how did you think of that name
Person 1- I don't know I just pulled it out of my ass

by I hate you ;)1234567890 October 30, 2021

Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.

Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.

by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021

Monkeys

Ok as a kid they might look cute but they suck ASS the show their penis to women and beat their meat till it cums they are rude they always fight they get mad ever time sure they might have same thing as humans but really no

i loves monkeys

i guess ya never heard of that video of someone having a monkey and ending up dark

by YAY_fucktheinternet September 12, 2021

monkey piss

basically heroin

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school

by mason hagen September 13, 2021

monkey?

ooohhoooahhhahhh doge heavy ooohhoooahhhahhh doge light

realy monkey?

by hunju September 14, 2021

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021

Monkey

Your mother, Specifically your birth mother, the one whom birthed you through the transition of your fathers sperm into her PUSSY.

Yo mama a monkey (thas on JAH)

by Justin McGinnis September 15, 2021