Space monkey

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys

That yasser kid a such a space monkey

by Chazsup July 6, 2020

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape

1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!

by skoooping September 6, 2020

Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester

Mmmmm monkey

by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020

Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.

I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.

by BigSteppa September 15, 2020

Monkey

Someone who is a monkey has the name Harry and has dyed hair and skateboards.

You are a monkey

by Harry is a monkey September 19, 2020