Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019

cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.

Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"

by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024

NUTS

Something hanging down blow if u know what I mean

your nuts are ....

by beni69 November 1, 2021

Deez Nuts

someone made a vine saying deez nutz to a mailman

Sally loves deez nutz in her mouth
imagine dragon deez nutz all over your face
Deez nuts-these nuts

by Spawntavious December 19, 2022

Nasal Nut

To sneeze

Cindy sneezes
Tammy: God bless you Cindy!
Cindy: Wow 5 sneezes! I just busted a nasal nut!

by Wafflebender April 24, 2015

The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares

Whenever a male is sexually aroused during the night and wants to masturbate but is too lazy or scared that he will wake his parents up when he moves to get tissues. He then masturbates with the intention of not nutting but ends up losing control and overestimating his choad causing him to nut all over himself. This putts him in a much worse situation than before by forcing him to get up and clean it and also risk being caught by his parents with the task of explaining why he has nut all over himself. Basically, a literal fucking nightmare come true.

"Dude, did you hear about what happened to Andrew and why he's not at school today? I heard that he had The Nocturnal Nut of Nightmares and his mom caught him bro!"

by The Keeper of Knowledge69 June 13, 2018

Deez Nuts

The person who got 9% of votes in the US 2016 Election

Did you know Deez Nuts did better than Kanye West did

by The Real OSAZAI November 26, 2020