Your mom

she is fat

"hey your mom" said by eight year old

by anonymous June 3, 2021

Arkansas Mom

Blonde White mom who has 3 kids 2 sons ages 8 and 11 and one daughter age 15. Only plays Christian Music and Homeschools children with their only form of education being the bible.

My mom is such an arkansas mom, She caught me listening to fetty wap and made me reread the entire bible.

by ceoofsexandaverysexyman June 3, 2021

Ur mom

Some stupid thing Middle School Xbox boys say

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny

by Stfu stop taking every name June 4, 2021

your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021

Ur mom

One hot whore

Bro ur mom tho

by Rdfhcefh June 5, 2021

your mom

your mom is a term people use as a last resort come-back. it is extremely fatal and can cause death but funny on children so people use it as a first resort.

person 1: found out my little brother has brain cancer
person 2: your mom
person 1:*abrogates from earth*

by roadtoad June 8, 2021

Mom friend

That friend in the group of females who acts overly protective and caring. She's typically overweight and not anywhere near as attractive as her other friends. Knowing she's not going to meet a good looking guy when she goes out, the mom friend overcompensates by acting like the mother and judging her friends for their wild and fun behavior.

Karen is such a mom friend. She'll be sure to remind her friends tomorrow how crazy they were acting at the bar.

by Jay_00 June 8, 2021