Peter: Drive faster! I'm one fart away from a disaster!
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
Bjorn: Why didn't you take a shit at the restaurant?
Peter: That's messed up.
Bjorn: You're strange, don't shit your pants in my car.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
Get the One fart away from a disastermug. She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
Get the kill two seals with one clubmug. A gesture made by clenching both fists, extending the left and right pinky together simultaneously, and placing the fists side-by-side, resulting in an exaggerated form of the traditional "horn hand"/rock hand signal. Often done to convey a sense of irony.
by campfirewood October 4, 2004
Get the Too Much Rock for One Handmug. the scene in the last exorcism where the possessed girl appears on the hotel room bed, and takes the sound girl and starts gropping the her, and ends up puking on her
One: last night was wild.
Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon
Two: Woah, that kinky .
Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon
Two: Woah, that kinky .
by rollingoffthebedlaughing September 5, 2010
Get the two girls one demonmug. A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate
by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019
Get the One eyed angry piratemug. by Oso.buffest January 7, 2019
Get the its abit of a sticky one stylmug. by j-rob mad fresh April 8, 2010
Get the bang you out one punchmug.