hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018

thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.

Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!

by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.

by GlazeHer May 31, 2020

Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

Walg me to my trugg

Pick up line used by Brendan Schaub

"Hey, baby. How about you walg me to my trugg?"
"What, so i can blooooow you?"

by bellicosejellicoe May 15, 2022

Me x your mom

A very canon thing in the real world, yes its me your other parent! And by the way, get of your phone!

your mom x me is so canon me x your mom me x your mom

by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

Obey Me VA Stan

a person who dedicates a portion or their entire personality to a voice actor from the game Obey Me and constantly tunes into every stream, twitter post, and makes fan art in hopes of catching the actors attention.

"Wow, did you see Sahirah? She's such a Obey Me VA Stan."
"Fr dude, all she does is talk about Obey me and her vas."

by Teslla June 7, 2021