1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.
2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
by The Cap N' June 19, 2020
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by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
Get the Caribbean Corn Dog mug.ADHD or ADHD-like symptoms that often present in dogs, usually in blue staffies, as intense over arousal in the presence of even just mild stimuli.
by Potato Papi August 30, 2022
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Bob and Jane were making love on the beach when he then gave Jane the Arabian Sand Dog leaving her very dissatisfied
by Thatguytho1789 February 14, 2017
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There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know Im just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And its a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
Its about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Never mind it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival
There's an annual dog festival
Where you can eat all the dog you want
And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China
And the festival spans about ten days
With 15000 dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know Im just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China
Once you get off at that airport
You wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars
And its a four and a half hour ride
And you get off at Maoming West
Just remember Maoming West
Now you might have to stay there a full night
Depending on the time you arrive
Because the next bus that goes to Yulin
Only runs like once a day
And you have to buy another ticket
Its about another 22 bucks
But from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin
I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel
Offering a sauna and fitness center
Wow it's not too bad at all
Never mind it's 50 bucks a night
But with free complementary breakfast
And a free cancelation fee
So it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know
Exactly which festival you're talking about
And he or she will give you directions
So, take a cab
But don't get ripped off
If you're white they'll charge you double
I shit you not
But anyways enjoy your flight
Goodbye
Enjoy the dog festival
by Neopolitan! November 4, 2022
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by T-Town1234 May 15, 2023
Get the Tuscaloosa Chili Dog mug.pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.
two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020
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