Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

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penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles

“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”

by c420frl May 6, 2024

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penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

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Strength, or fortitude, within the penis region that is then utilized to take the lucky lady to plow town via the ramming. Usually refers to the ultimate air-to-air victory over some Chinaman or Russian pussy, but in this case, it's purely sexual in nature. It's derived from fighter pilot lingo and usually helps to assert dominance in a room full of nonners.

"Marilyn Monroe was the recipient of many a Fortitudinal Penis-ramming from some lucky fighter pilots because she was unable to resist the charisma and musk of such greatness. Especially pilots of the Attack genus."

by Jewcy McJiblets January 4, 2025

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