Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021

Penis Honker

Someone who honks the head of a penis similar to that of how a clown would honk their nose.

John: I've heard Ralph tends to be a rather big penis honker
Ralph: Thanks you fucking clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

penis

A big, long, slender, fun toy!

lets play with the penis.

by NUtty boio1 September 16, 2022

penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020

Penis Nigga

If all niggas come from penis (Cum), then, by extension, we are all penis niggas.

John: "If i came from my dads balls, am I not a penis nigga?"
Traquavious: "Bro did you just say nigga?"

by jass10006 December 12, 2023

Penis

Penis is a penis, you like penis? you touched your best guy friend on the shoulder?? YOUR GAY and you like penis's

noah: hey dude can you rub my shoulder

jake: sure

narrator: gasp your gay now because you are rubbing his shoulders means you like penis

by Batisgay June 10, 2022

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021