Fart in the mud

Someone who is being particularly pessimistic. Similar to “Debbie downer”, calling someone a fart in the mud is just a gross way of saying your friends are being depressing.

You okay bro? You’re being a real fart in the mud today.

by Professor Reat Ard March 25, 2022

Brain Fart

To say or do a stupid

"When I first saw that text I had forgotten what we were talking about and I was like woah what the hell"
"lol, dem brain farts"

by Lemoncake August 15, 2015

fart poop duty

A big poop and small fart and a pee and a little and big pee

I'm gonna go take a fart poop duty

by FoxyPlayz The YouTuber November 18, 2023

Fart choir

A once a year occurance in which people at an Italian dinner restaurant will be forced to fart in tune and create micheal Jackson tunes.

It smells like shit, must be a fart choir

by Jim Steiner December 12, 2019

Ketchup fart

when you fart and a bit of blood comes out as if you was squeezing an almost empty ketchup bottle

**guy farts**

guy: I'm bleeding out my ass, I think I got ketchup fart

by Vilo x3 July 12, 2021

pussy fart

an insult used by sophisticated polite people to fucking cunt shits

another word for when a woman puffs air from her vagina

"stop being such a pussy fart and do it already"

by freshy-MC-gee August 8, 2022

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"

by anonymous January 27, 2021