A medical disease that causes chronic obsessive hate filled thinking about Donald Trump.
It is most obvious in that friend of yours that’s been ranting on Twitter or Facebook about Trump for like 6 years now. Trump Derangement Syndrome has completely consumed his life and every thought. When you see him somewhere or see a post online, you know it’s probably about how much he hates Trump
It is most obvious in that friend of yours that’s been ranting on Twitter or Facebook about Trump for like 6 years now. Trump Derangement Syndrome has completely consumed his life and every thought. When you see him somewhere or see a post online, you know it’s probably about how much he hates Trump
“He’s been terminally online for 6 months now and responds to all of his tweets. He has Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
by 69Pseudonym August 8, 2022
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by Tristan March 20, 2005
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Note "short girl" means short in terms of male height - the short girl is very insecure, so measures her height against both men and women, not just women.
She is very intent on compensating - but will very rarely admit that that is why she loves tall guys. For her, generally, the taller the better. May be insecure in other areas, for example weight, her own facial features.
Note "short girl" means short in terms of male height - the short girl is very insecure, so measures her height against both men and women, not just women.
She is very intent on compensating - but will very rarely admit that that is why she loves tall guys. For her, generally, the taller the better. May be insecure in other areas, for example weight, her own facial features.
"Yeah, any guy I date simply has to be over 6 foot tall"
"Although I'm only 5'6", I just wouldn't feel comfortable dating a guy who is shorter than 6'2""
"She's only dating him to compensate for her height. Short girl syndrome!"
"She's got serious short girl syndrome - he's nearly a foot taller than her!"
"Although I'm only 5'6", I just wouldn't feel comfortable dating a guy who is shorter than 6'2""
"She's only dating him to compensate for her height. Short girl syndrome!"
"She's got serious short girl syndrome - he's nearly a foot taller than her!"
by annoyedtallguy July 15, 2009
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Get the Little Brother Syndrome mug.A very rare syndrome that if you do catch it, you become a twitter obsessed POTUS who gained fame from television and business. It was named after President Donald Trump who was the first one diagnosed with the syndrome
Guy: I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter, so I should run for President
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.
Other Guy: No! You catch the Donald Trump Syndrome
Guy: Good point, I won't run.
by 69bruhman69 July 10, 2018
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1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name
Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.
You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon
If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.
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1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name
Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.
You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon
If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.
This message has been brought to you by the World National Matt Damon Syndrome Awareness Medical Funding Organization. Donations in cash, check, pay pal, credit card, wire or sexual favors accepted.
Matt's agent: Recently, Matt's been acting strangely. After his wife was killed by the government, he robbed a Casino by pretending he was a janitor. He then used the money to buy a spaceship with a wisecracking robot to fly to Mars. Then he started beating Martian Nazis to death with a magazine shouting "MATT DAMON!" We had to send Tom Hanks to save him, but he only agreed to come home on the condition Tom would dress up as a cowboy and rode him back to the spaceship. But the airlock exploded and he now has Amnesia. By the way, you look like Robin Williams."
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"
Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."
This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"
Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."
This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
by Notesarefortheweak December 9, 2015
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