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nut wip

A wet rag that has been dryed a little bit that is twirled around several times then slapping someone in the nuts, genitalia, genitals, testicles, groin, crotch, balls
Guy 1: “ man jack nut wiped me last night, and I still can’t think about it without my nuts hurting”

Guy 2: “ well you did squeeze his nuts last week for a minute or to”
by Biggest brain December 12, 2022
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Anti-Nut

Anti-Nut
verb noun

1 (As a verb). When you Anti-Nut, the penis sucks up the cum it didn't ejaculate, contrary to Nutting, where the penis shoots out cum. Also contrary to Nutting, an Anti-Nut occurs when the recipient feels emotional pain. If you look at a person Anti-Nutting normally, it looks like the penis is sucking up air, however, when veiwed in reverse, it looks like the penis is ejaculating normally, even though there was never any cum in sight. An Anti-Nut has never occured in human history before, but scientific evidence proves that Anti-Nuts could theoretically happen.

2 (As a noun). The cum that the penis never ejaculated, but sucks up during an Anti-Nut, is the noun version of the Anti-Nut. This substance only exists within a dimensional barrier which cannot be observed by any observation device (including eyes), unless reversed. The Anti-Nut looks and behaves like normal cum, but cannot be interacted with and does not exist in this plain of existance. The Anti-Nut has never existed at all in any point in history, but scientists do have evidence to prove that this substance could theoretically exist. Scientists are still discovering new things about the Anti-Nut, so this article is subject to change.
1 (As a verb). Dies in Minecraft in lava. "Aghhh, I'm going to Anti-Nut!"

2 (As a noun). "Holy shit dude, if you reverse the video of this guy Anti-Nutting, you can actually see his Anti-Nut!"
by G amer October 2, 2021
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Deaf Nut

The sexual finishing move where the man ejaculates into the receiving partners earhole.
“Please Steve, give me the Deaf Nut tonight!”

“I hit her with the Deaf nut.”

Pearl necklace? I prefer the Deaf Nut.”
by MolzaOJ August 24, 2020
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no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.
Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.
by Worksucks20 November 7, 2014
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Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme
"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!
by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018
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Run n nut

When a male runs up to an unexpexting person and ejaculates onto them, then runs away.
Todd-"Logan ran up and came all over Mary"
Mark-"He just did a Run n nut"
by Gila guy June 11, 2016
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Nuts-To-Teeth

To make use out of something otherwise useless.
Billy had a genius Nuts-To-Teeth moment by making a splint out of wooden planks and paracord.
by _trey_aka_becky_ February 5, 2023
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