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stubhub chicken

Monitoring a ticket resale website such as stubhub on the day of a concert or sporting event while watching prices fall in order to purchase last minute tickets at the lowest possible price.
We played stubhub chicken last night and went to the Sharks game for only 17 bucks!!
by arann86 January 24, 2014
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threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.
"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."
by thrash gordon March 2, 2014
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the chicken man cometh

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.
"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.
by Nygoutlaw March 5, 2014
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sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking
Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs
by sexyass22 April 26, 2014
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Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.
Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"
by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014
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Shit-Chicken

A girl that is not good looking, but you have no other options if you want to get laid that night
Yeah man, I can't do anything tonight, I have this shit-chicken coming over later on
by Lopez219 March 27, 2015
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Fiery Chicken

It's when the male pours gasoline onto his penis and lights the gasoline on fire. Then he swiftly penetrates the woman's vagina or bootyhole to extinguish the flames.
Jim looked at Jill and he said, "I want to do the fiery chicken with you." He went into the garage to get the gasoline.
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