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Urban Dictionary 

An unfunny website filled with 12 y/o's looking for/making sex definitions because their tiny shrimp always wants to stick itself in their dream woman who is probably way older.

This website also contains things which actually help. Example: Math Definitions, Celebrity News, Science Terms and Meme Definitions.

If you are a publisher on Urban Dictionary, Please avoid making any explicit, unfunny jokes or sex terms because we all know you're 12.
The Urban Dictionary Is Fucked Until Reporting Works.
Urban Dictionary by DiamondCob319 September 19, 2023

urban dictionary 

a stuipdid idea 2 let peopl write their own definitions of weords (jkjk ilove urban dictionary)
person 1: omg have u heard of urban dictionary?
person 2: yeh isnt that the website where someone stupidly decided to let people write their own definitions for word?

Urban dictionary 

A source of great misinformation as it's written by the public, ho will say things misleadingly or just straight up nonsense.
Look it up on the urban dictionary.

Urban Biker 

A name for someone who rides bikes as a main form of transportation. Not those 30 year old white people who bike for fun after work. Urban bikers are typically eco-anarchists as well.
Guy 1: I just got back from the store, it's only a 5 minute drive from my house, definitely not a useless drive.
Guy 2: Yeah for sure man!
Urban Biker: You could've just rode your bike, it's literally 10 minutes that way.
Guy 2: Shut up idiot, I'd prefer to sit in my car all day than be an urban biker!
Urban Biker by Aasta Paintmaasta September 25, 2023

urban horse 

A guniea pig that is within city limits.
Joan owns two urban horses.
urban horse by D3boyz September 25, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

Somewhere that you can find printed mugs and random definition of random words
For some reason some of the explanations are a little...suspicious...
A: I want to buy a mug!
B: Just go to Urban Dictionary! They sell a lot of mugs there
Urban Dictionary by _Snowdrop_ September 26, 2023

Urban Dictionary 

BRO YOUR USING IT RIGHT NOW GOOFY AHH LOOKING AHH. I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO USE THIS WORD BRO LESGOOOOOOOOOOO
bob: bro read urban dictionary
joe: ok.
Urban Dictionary by pepsigod October 6, 2023