Brass Monkey Syndrome

When you become so monke you get brass monkey

‘He definitely has Brass Monkey Syndrome’

by 𝕀𝕒𝕞𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕥 March 23, 2021

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

Monkey in a headlock

Hairy bush

Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

dick hopn sock monkey

Females who change there sexual partners more often than they change underwear...

This towns full of dick hopn sock monkeys bro!

by Savage Chic September 20, 2020

Yarn Monkey

The man who holds the yarn for the woman of his affection while she knits.

There are three main functions a good yarn monkey holds:
1.Helping convert a skein of yarn into a yarn ball while untangling the knots.

2. Unrolling the yarn as progress on the knitted project is made (also retrieving the ball of yarn should it roll under a table/couch or get trapped somewhere).

3. Providing companionship during the knitting process. This includes conversing, maintaining pleasant facial expression and providing compliments regarding the knitted item.

This yarn is so tangled! I wish I had my yarn monkey here to help me out.

by E&KTwinz November 22, 2011

Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.

"look at that dirty rope monkey climbing on the wall!"

by Darthcali August 18, 2017

Monkey Shaker

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.

“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”

“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”

by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022