Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 09, 2020

Bullet Time

a slow motion action sequence involving guns in a film. Many people believe that The Matrix was the first to do it but actually the vampire movie Blade with Wesley snipes did it first a year before the Matrix. After Blade The Matrix came out & everybody was blown away because they never seen it done so many times in a film.

Guy 1: yo you seen the Matrix? Dem slow motion sequences was the shit!

Guy: nah man that Bullet Time was pioneered by Blade. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!

by HotPocketsBoy February 03, 2011

shiesty time

Referring to a time of intimacy of some sort.

Yeah I took her back to my place and it was abundantly clear that it was in fact shiesty time.

by Kewlkidlrb March 07, 2022

recreation time

When inmates get one hour to go outside.

It's recreation time! Line up at the door!

by Aopocetx December 01, 2010

Tampon Time

When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her

friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE

by imma get u 😯 🔫 May 04, 2022

biggest bullshitter of all time

Caleb C is the biggest bullshitter you will ever meet! He will say false things and lie! Beware of his bullshiterness it’s insanely hard to deal with. He is French so that could be why…

My boyfriend is the biggest bullshitter of all time

by Soapysoph August 24, 2023

timing set back

Retarded

That guy over there keeps trying to bite his own nose, boy is his timing set back.

by D Doubleyou March 05, 2019