rooster penis

a rooster with a penis and a silly hat

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milk penis

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.

'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'

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An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.

-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.

Ian penis by 100010110 February 7, 2007

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a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.

where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

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A male sex organ that has the aesthetics of a male sex organ similiar to that of a person of dark skin, and a person of white skin combined.

Mike: Dude, that white guy's dick is HUUGE!
Fred: I know right? Must be a Zebra Penis...

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Damn You have a Keiths Penis

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1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

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