Zebra Penis

A male sex organ that has the aesthetics of a male sex organ similiar to that of a person of dark skin, and a person of white skin combined.

Mike: Dude, that white guy's dick is HUUGE!
Fred: I know right? Must be a Zebra Penis...

by Dixie normous geddit? March 31, 2011

Keiths Penis

A really really tiny Penis

Damn You have a Keiths Penis

by SomeGuyYouMayOrMayNotKnow May 31, 2014

Trump Penis

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Skinny Penis

Matthew

Oh look at skinny penis over there

by Alexidaddy Franklin May 3, 2018

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005

kamari penis

a very small dark penis

Girl: "Have you seen Kamari's penis?"

Kamari penis

Girl 2: "Yes, it's so dark and small"

by therealesthomieintheworld December 1, 2014

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

by sum ting wong December 17, 2013