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brooklyns mom

The single most attractive woman of all time. Every guy that sees her instantly falls in love with her.
I like this girl bro, she looks like brooklyns mom.

HOLY SHIT BRO marry her now!
by Urmomsaguy69420 December 10, 2023
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your mom

im smashing your mom be ready to become a brother
by ily.cartii December 11, 2023
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sporking hayden's mom

when you spork this guy haydens mom really good
consensually
p.s. hayden this is taylor im going to spork your mom hard tomorrow night you raging homosexual.
IT IS commonly defined as so i sitting there sporking hayden's mom and she says too me "harder daddy" or being defined as milfs are hot
by ilovemilfsandhaydensmomisbest December 13, 2023
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Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom.

This is the line Slenderman used in the popular YouTube video "Herobrine Vs. Slenderman: Epic Rap Battles of Cancer" to instantly destroy Herobrine, ending his existence completely.
"Little Herobrine I am cumming in your mom. Call me Saddam Hussein cause I'm dropping rap bombs."
by DUBSTEPUG December 17, 2023
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Yo mom

Yo mom
Person 1:yo mom is so fat shes part of both Sides of the family.
Person 2:stfu
by Ihmssm December 17, 2023
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Soccer Mom

The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)

Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!

Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)

Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023
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penis in your mom

1. that penis in your mom and cums in her
by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023
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