so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

Time

An excuse to make you go to bed.
Mom: why are you still up?! Look at the time!
Me: fuck you

The time is 1:08 A.M, why am I on youtube

by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021

Time and a half

Best dick suck ever

She gave me the time and a half

by Treefish February 16, 2019

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

by Big Jay August 25, 2023

New York Times Bestseller

Literally every book to exist

Me: Wow! This book cool!
The Book: Yeah! I’m somewhat of a New York Times Bestseller myself!
Me: Oh nvm this book is so unoriginal

by KazakhstanMaliPeru July 25, 2023

Covid time

The weird manipulation of the perception of time during the covid-19 lockdown

"You remember when school started? Was it last week? Week before that? Earlier this week? Eh, covid time, you know how it is"
"Yep, covid time"

by somebrookdlyn October 24, 2020

time of the month

the time during which a woman or girl has her period; an occurrence of menstruation.

"they assume that if I am upset about anything, it must be my time of the month"

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024