Dick-dialed

Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex

Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed

by eric_h June 17, 2022

Dick rider

A dick rider is someone who talks bad about someone else but as soon as they come around they wanna switch up and shit. Like yall could be having a convo and the person whos dick they riding comes and they wanna laugh at everything they say and be all nice when they know damn well thats not how they was acting around you. they act all nice and touchy in private w them and then deny it later.

dick rider - omg *name* is such a dick
you - fr he so 2faced
*name* - hey guys
dick rider - OMG *name* HEYY HOW R UU :3

by spk_mz June 19, 2022

Big Dicked

When you cheat the stores outta something expensive for cheap!!

Look what I big dicked from the store today!

by Monsoon Vicksen August 14, 2022

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022

Dick Cheese

'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.

"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"

by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022

Parsnip dick

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad

Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad

by Yardz September 12, 2022