Monkey

A dark skin person, or, a monkey. Also known as a coon.
Used to describe a stupid nigger that you absolutely hate.

Wow, look at that monkey over there.

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

Meat Monkey

A slur for gay men

Guy1: “You see those two guys over there holding hands?”
Guy 2: “Lmao yeah, a couple of meat monkey’s”

by Tweak-er March 5, 2022

Monkey in da hole

Alfie sucks balls

On a Friday night, Alfie’s fave thing to do is put da monkey in da hole

by Samrules9 March 17, 2022

Mongolian Cluster Monkey

The Mongolian Cluster Monkey is similar in build to an adult chimpanzee with long fur. The Mongolian Cluster Monkey has figured out how to combine a Clusterfuck with a Monkey Fuck. They always act in large groups. And when they visit, you're left not knowing what happened, or where you are. You only know that it was loud loud, messy, violent, and involuntary.

Sorry I'm late, I got a visit from the Mongolian Cluster Monkeys.

by DraconusDraconum May 20, 2025

monkey back

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

by 反町 February 3, 2015