Face Fart

When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something

I just face farted and it smelled so bad!

by Bigdog71 December 5, 2020

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019

fart

A gas that is released from a persons butt when food is done digesting

"I farted in the bathroom after I ate that huge burger"

by MethaneMan999 February 4, 2018

Achoo-fart

It's a sneeze, cough, & in-between those occuring, a loud fart is released. Usually an embarrassment to the farter but hilarious to others.

Man did u see Brian achoo-fart? That sneeze & cough made him fart so loud, that he may have shit his undies. Now we call him skids. He's a dick anyway.

by Charley#1 February 2, 2024

farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 16, 2022

pussy fart

A fart-like sound that comes from a woman's pussy during sex. The sound seems to occur when the woman is well lubricated and the penis is large compared to the size of the vagina. Thrusting causes air inside the vagina to become compressed or decompressed. When thrusting the penis into the vagina, the air inside the vagina gets compressed; that may force some air to be expelled, causing a fart-like sound as it escapes. When pulling the penis out, the air inside the vagina is decompressed (a partial vacuum); that may cause air to rush into the vagina, again causing a fart-like sound. (In contrast to others' definitions, which generally say that the sound occurs after sex, this definition says that the sound occurs during sex.) Another name for pussy fart is fuck bubble.

My gf and I giggled when her twat made a pussy fart during vigorous thrusting.

by DonaldAlan October 27, 2022

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012