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monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED
if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.
by Sexydimma January 5, 2015
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Monkey

Never have an affair with a married woman or man .
by Ain't it Da Truth May 23, 2022
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Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
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Mashed Up Monkey

Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
I'm going yo get home and have a mashed up monkey
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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
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The monkey game on arsenal

The fact that this game wins so many times is proof that most people on arsenal are about as smart as a box of rocks. Apparently they don't even know how to play this game properly. Arsenal is a game where you have to kill people with guns and in the monkey game it makes you collect bananas to win. 99% of people in the monkey game ignore the bananas and go out of their way to kill people so they clearly don't know what they're doing. If you just wanted to kill people then why did you vote for the monkey instead of a better game mode. I didn't come to this game to collect bananas.
People who vote for the monkey game on arsenal deserve to get shot. Oh wait, good thing this game has guns in it! :)
by methaddict666 March 30, 2022
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monkey

when you find a strong sexy male attractive
code word i’m tryna hook up with you
Hey monkey how’ve you been we haven’t talked in forever
by urbanm1ke November 19, 2021
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