kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020

dog fo odlid

spell it backwards

Billy: hey jane spell dog fo odlid backward
Ganice: i am most aroused by dog food lid when inverted
Billy: *gets laid*

by Fake Men Advocate July 18, 2022

Cinnamon Twist Dog

A person who Corndogs someone, gives them a purple elephant, and slaps them all while they sleep, and pretends that they were asleep the whole time.

Sam: "I thought something was touching me last night, but Walter was asleep the whole time"

Parker: "Dude, he was probably just being a cinnamon twist dog."

by Quartet 5 June 15, 2011

The dog is raping the cat

The dog is raping the cat is a military term that stands for the situation is fucked.

Sir! The dog is raping the cat!

by Henry Adam’s May 30, 2021

hot willy dog

To cover one of your fingers in saliva (extracellular fluid produced and secreted by salivary glands in the mouth.) out in a hot, humid area and shove it up their anal passageway into the rectum and out while saying "Hot will dog!".

In Florida, a local boy gives a hot willy dog to his friend

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023

Welfare Hot dog

A Hot dog that is eatten on a slice of bread instead of a Hotdog bun.

Them: What is for Dinner?

A welfare hot dog.

by anonymous August 15, 2023

chubby hot dog

a term used to pre-k students when rolling clay to make sure it is not too thin

Take your clay and roll it into a chubby hot dog.

by puddy do May 29, 2018