The condition in which everyone seemingly feels like shit during the month of June. Usually stems from. Bottled up feelings and core self esteem problems.
"Damn, Mike's been looking like crap lately." "Yeah, he probably has the JuneBlues."
Similar to a redneck, bluenecks are a bunch of white trash, crazy country folk with a large distaste for the viewings of normal society. Bluenecks however, hold leftwing/liberal values rather than rightwing/conservative ones. Hence the blue in blueneck.
Blueberry Millshake happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn't feel like a normal vagina, He doesn't care and keeps going until he blows his load inside her. Once he pulls out the woman pushes the jizz and blueberry mixture out, only to be forced to drink it through a straw by the guy.
Some bitch tried to pull that blueberry surprise shit on me and i wasn't having it so i gave her that blueberrymilkshake instead.