Mach Tornado

A sex act where a dozen Asian men urinate on you while running around you in a circle. The men will often run at high speeds (Mach 2) which results in what seems to be a yellow tornado from the outside. If done correctly, the intense angular momentum combined with their rotational pissing will allow them to achieve liftoff for a short time, carrying you in the process. This is typically only successful due to its immense surprise factor, and lasts a short time due to their limited bladders and small penis’s.

When David finally arrived in Japan, he was surprised with a Mach Tornado from men who looked very much like women.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

EF0 Tornado

A small and tiny funnel cloud that doesnt touch the ground, a tiny funnel that hangs from the Clouds

Hey! There's an EF0 Tornado

by RJ DA MAN!! July 15, 2025

Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

Gran Torino

a grumpy old white man

Wow! That gran torino is really giving "get off my lawn" energy today.

by Jane Sad Woman August 19, 2025

Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around

woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....

by imma touch u September 9, 2025

Tomsk Tortilla

When you suck a dog's butthole to extract the dog scat.

Njacked just gave Exenity the Tomsk Tortilla last night.

by Tomsklvr33 September 11, 2025

Actively torturing

I mean, you're actively torturing me why would I not want you to die?

Hym "You are actively torturing me. You invented that AI you are using so I DID MORE THAN YOU. Whatever you did in life is LESS than that. You're not "good people" you are the self-appointed arbiter of what constitutes a "good person" and YOU are always going to tell YOU that YOU are one. It's like a form of self-affirmation you are doing. And you're stealing mu shit. Why would I not want that? I'm sitting here, in pain, brain inflamed. The creator of AI. No reason for it. Whatsoever. You're harassing me in the workplace while I die and then you're fucking the retards instead of me. And I'm supposed to give you a pass? I don't see ME getting a pass here. 🤔 Hmmm what's that over there? Is that me getting a pass? No. It isn't. Because I'm not getting one."

by Hym Iam September 15, 2025