wet as fuck

a girl that gets horny and wet because of a guy/girl
fuck yea!

i'm wet as fuck and it feels soooo goood

by idiotkabitchfukk September 22, 2007

fuck about

A reaction to something you find surprising.

Man 1: "I just killed a fox with my teeth"
Man 2: "Fuck about!"

by Alex Mcleod July 12, 2006

Smack Fuck

Something done by Heterosexuals and Homosexuals alike, it's the act of placing an undisclosed amount of drugs on the tip of one's dick and interpeniously inserting it into anothers anus.

My gal and I were looking for a way to use up the rest of the drugs, so I bent her over, made her grab her ankles, and gave her a smack fuck.

by smackfucker August 3, 2009

facebook fucked

The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.

Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.

Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?

Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.

by jinxychill August 30, 2010

baker fuck

When a male performs sexual intercourse to an overweight female's fat roles.

"This bitch was huge. I couldn't find her pussy so I had to baker fuck her."

by abaddonis January 13, 2007

the fuck-factor

The fuck-factor is the unexpected,although sometimes inevitable hitch,X factor or just the bad-luck part of for example,a plan.

The wifes'on nights,the kids are staying at grannies'.You ring your mistress, in ten minutes shes'there. Great dope, wonderful champagne unforgetable dirty, dirty,sex and my god "its half six already"..... bottles,dildoes, roaches, sperm stains..... NOTHING MUST BE FORGOTTEN!!!
Mistress out the door. Windows opened,dog-breath... done,tuna-fish willy.....ready for inspection..... THIS IS GOING TO WORK!!!!
(20 MINUTES LATER)
"Hi honey how'd work go?"
"Oh fine, but I gotta take a shower!"
"Sure babes', I'll put the coffee on".........(exit wife)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! YOU BASTARD, YOU FUCKING TWO TIMING LOW LIFE SON OF A BITCH!!!!Shit, babes what did I do????
Which brings me back to the fuck-factor.
IF YOUR MISTRESS USES A TAMPAX AND SHE DROPS ONE IN YOUR SHITTER ..... DON'T FORGET TO PULL THE CHAIN GUYS.

by Steve CHUTER November 13, 2006

fuck awesome

An expression used when you are too impressed to say more than three syllables.

"FUCK AWESOME" - Someone who have just saw some new film trailer with lots of special effects and can't stop staring at the screen even though there's nothing there anymore.

by Netsu July 20, 2008