Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

tree chicken popping

Competitive squirrel shooting.

Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.

by Rehawse October 13, 2019

boom chicken soop

boom chicken soop is Kat’s bookie bear. Her boom chicken soop is sooo cuteeee!!

Kat: Boom chicken soop is so fine, he’s over there with bombodabombom, let’s rizz up
Penny: Alright, i mean ig
Kat: Yolo
Penny: ofc, it’s boom chicken soop

by yourhgpennyyyy May 26, 2023

Chicken Parmageddon

When you eat so much chicken Parm that you fall into a food coma so deep that the simulation breaks, and reality is forgotten by all those involved.

Kyle; Yo dude you ate a lot
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*

by Skloo April 16, 2024

chicken

too scared to have sex

joshua: stop being a chicken, the beds ready

by bad in bed April 6, 2022

Chicken N' Cheese

When you have passionate, sloppy sex with a woman that has a raging yeast infection.

Overall, it was good, and I guess I'd do it again, despite the stank that came with that Chicken N' Cheese.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Tin chicken

Tin chicken is use to describe a person who is fat,ugly,single and use food panda a lot.

You’re such a tin chicken

This guy is being a tin chicken

by Happy birthday tin chicken December 14, 2020