Cum-squirter

a penis when fully erect

wow James, you have one sexy cum-squirter there

by wrankledon May 26, 2018

No Cum-Christmas

Because "No-Nut November" is a thing, I made my own holiday to counter-act this, as a middle finger to men :)

You aren't allowed to ejaculate at all this month because you did No-Nut November.... it's No Cum-Christmas

by Rayygunn November 02, 2019

Cum Brisket

A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls

Man Daniel and Bishop have been enjoying their weekly search for cum brisket

by The Fairway December 11, 2023

national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 03, 2024

cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 07, 2025

Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 17, 2019