Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

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Fat

Ur mum

Ur mum’s fat

by Kozyn June 7, 2021

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In general context it is a very good thing to "have a fat pussy". The vagina is very tight, very moist, and has exceptionally beauty to look at. Most of not all women stride to ever have a half decent pussy, but all would kill to have a fat one. View Nicole Wood's personal collection to obtain a more realistic image of what all women wish they had.

"Damn baby, you have the fattest pussy (fat pussy)" a nigguh would die for.

by The814Hammer September 9, 2025

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Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020

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Fat

Someone who is really really massive and overweight and ginormously wide. You feel the earth shake when they walk or sneeze. Their clothes are always too tight. If you go out to eat with them you have to pick a restaurant with a big menu because they’ll order 1 of everything. They have so many fat rolls. They barely fit into size xxx7. It’s dangerous to ride elevators with these people because they are way over the weight limit, they risk breaking the elevator with just their own body weight. When they get in a pool the water overflows because of how massive they are.

My cousin Leah is really fat.

by Leahissofat May 19, 2024

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fat-man

a euphemism for defecation, used in conjunction with 'little-boy' (i.e. urination). Commonly used as a noun, but acceptable in verb form.

I shouldn't have had that seventh enchilada. I've never had to take a fat-man so bad in my life.

I always fat-man before i go to work in the morning.

by Anonymous April 19, 2003

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