stupid sex

sex that is very boring

(zack laying down in bed while amy humps him and puts her tits in his face) Courtnet had great sex with me, you give me stupid sex, OH WAIT THIS IS GREAT HUMP IT GIRLLL YOUR VAGINA LOOKS GREAT LET ME SUCK THOSE TITS LIKE OUR BABY WOULD!! AHHHH UH UH UH MMM THIS IS DELICIOUS!!! (Two weeks later they have sex with other people in their bed, the girls are humping each other and the boys were humping each other) All that you could hear was the girls sucking each others pussy and the boys yelling "I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND BACK BUT YOUR FUCKING ME SO WELL!!!

by BEYBLADE BURST!!! January 29, 2019

piggy sex

Sex with an obese person.

Tom Arnold must have really liked piggy sex if he married Rosanne!

by lynn September 15, 2004

straight sex

having intercourse
-heterosexual: man and a women
-homosexual: same sex
-bisexual: it's all good

If your a man and have sex/attracted to a women, it's straight sex

If your a man and have sex/attracted to a man, it's straight sex

It's all about you choice for consentual sex and if it feels right..... it's straight sex

by GODloljking November 3, 2006

sex tiger

almost the same as sex panther. It is also made by Odeon except this type of cologne smells differently, more like (instead of big foots dick) big foots asshole.

Dude 1: Dude, is that the cologne from the Anchorman? You know... sex panther.
Dude 2: No, its similar, but yet different, its called sex tiger, it attracts twice as many babes.
Dude 1: Oh yeah, and how exactly does that work?
Dude 2: It works as a magnet and attracts poon tang to the awful smell.
Dude 1: And why does that awful smell attract poon?
Dude 2: Dude, i don't fucking know or care, i just wear the shit.

by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008

Monkey Sex

what a lot of french and canadian people have every day

that frenchman does great monkey sex

by Towelie March 6, 2005

tyrannosaurus sex

getting laid by a dinosaur... or someone really ugly with claws and scales.

Crusty Bruce: i had tyrannosaurus sex with your mum last night.

Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

Sex flush

Maculopapular type of erythematous rash.

Masters and Johnson, in their book “Human Sexual Response,” wanted their work to be taken seriously, and wanted to stay a step ahead of the morality police, so they tended to write in almost comically dense medicalese, such as mounting episodes, stimulative approach opportunities and vocalized performance concerns. A sex flush on the stomach was a maculopapular type of erythematous rash. (New York Times)

by tokugawa227 June 27, 2009