After breaking up with my girlfriend, I met up with some girl for tyrannosaurus sex.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Dave: Oi Jim, basically i'm very, very horny and would very much like to have sexual relations with you.
Jim: Well that's just splendid Dave, however i'm afraid to report that my arm is in the most horrendous state of pain.
Dave: Why Jim, that shan't be a restricting factor in our sexcapades, one does not need to use ones arms whilst making love...
Jim: How absurd! However do you mean Dave?
Dave: Well Jim old boy...have you heard of Tyrannosaurus-Sex?

"Man, Jim and Christina were having Tyrannosaurus SEX in their car last night."

Crusty Bruce: i had tyrannosaurus sex with your mum last night.

Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?