ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.

Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!

by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018

Coal miners tea party

Double dicks on dicks

She loves a good coal miners tea party.

by KY123456 March 10, 2018

Lybian pool party

Armed militiamen celebrating the occupation of an embassy by jumping into the pool there from the roof.
Or any foreign policy fiasco like that, really.

We better be careful how we leave Afghanistan, or it could turn into a total Lybian pool party over there!

by Eternal Wisdom July 14, 2018

Totino's Party

Totino's party is a perfect blend of Totino's pizza rolls and mindless orgy sex typically starting off as a normal pizza party until someone busts out a bag of Totino's pizza rolls and everyone is swept away by the pure pleasure of partaking in pizza rolls.

Greg: yo this pizza party is amazing!
Simone: hey guys, I brought a bag of pizza rolls.
Greg: hell yeah, now it's gonna be a Totino's party

by The Alpaca king August 13, 2018

Golden Birthday Party

Golden Birthday parties originated in the 60's. Typically performed by groups of young adults while intoxicated in some form, the person who is celebrating the Birthday is surrounded in a circle by their best mates and is urinated on for 30 seconds, hence the name Golden Birthday Party. The idea originated from Golden Showers and the other term Golden Birthday in combination.

It's Jaquavis' Birthday today, I can't wait until we give him his Golden Birthday Party, been holding in this pee all day!

by Hornicolopop October 4, 2018

Unconventional Christmas Party

1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.

The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.

2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.

John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"

Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!

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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."

Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?

Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.

by Extreme Sen November 11, 2018

destroy third party instigators

using organized precise measures to destroy third party instigators and not letting them know any ways how they will be destroyed.

Mr or Mrs government please destroy third party instigators, they are tearing our country apart.

by LoBlack901 December 4, 2018