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Penis

A holy artifact found 500 AD by father Frederick Michael IIV. He used it very often and recommended it to every God fearer. He claimed it healed the broken and made the hateful experience love.
"Did you bring your penis to church?"
"Don't forget to use your penis every night son!"
by MEMEIEJUE January 17, 2022
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penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl
i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs
by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016
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Peni

A plural from for more than one penis. Because “penises” looks weird, and is boring.
Hey mate. Are you goin to that party?”
“Yh Ofc. I was told there finna be lots of peni. Why would I miss such an opportunity?”
by that1.J July 4, 2023
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Penis cutter

A sex play torture where a woman or a man cuts open a mans penis and starts shiting on it
by Adolf Hitler 1.2 November 1, 2021
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PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023
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Leaning tower of Penis

Same concept as an Eiffel Tower, but your buddy is too drunk. So, you lay him on a flat surface to compensate while you hit it doggystyle
Yo, Connor can’t stand bruh. Maybe you should test out the Leaning Tower of Penis instead of the Eiffel Tower tonight.
by Watkins978 November 8, 2020
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PENIS GRIGIO

Penis Grigio. A term that describes the behavior of people well under the influence of a few glasses of vino. Very popular with mums on a night out in Pizza express, or hen do-ers.
Stop acting like a complete Penis Grigio Sandra. Wunt mind but yerv only (hic) had two bottles put yer knickers back on.
by Working Class Intellectual September 8, 2016
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