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baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.
Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.
by Bud E Love May 14, 2003
mugGet the baldy the one eyed champmug.
to forget about the unnecessary, unneeded, unuseful, stupid items or actions that one may wonder if they should use, bring, or do.
1. Mikey: Should I hang up my jeans with the holes in the crotch up in my closet?

Randy: Naw, man, just leave the broken ones at home.

2. Chester: I'm gonna get this 4,000 calorie, artery clogging meal!

Rondell: Dude, you're already fat. Just leave the broken ones at home.
by Rondell. August 26, 2009
mugGet the leave the broken ones at homemug.

The One Eyed Monkey

Push your dick In the girls eye so hard that it comes out the ass hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her butthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she'll Burn your dick on fire just for giggles.
My And My Dylan Flanagan Josh Arista And Pat Oliver Have Done The One Eyed Monkey Have You?
by Cat on a keyboard in sapce August 2, 2009
mugGet the The One Eyed Monkeymug.
A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition
hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw
by arik_builtlikeaman July 29, 2021
mugGet the One time for the homie DJ screwmug.
When someone's being a Total ASS to you & you take the higher ground so as to not stoop to their level & you don't give a fuck.
After those people hurt me, I remembered, no fucks should be given, no, not even one!
by Starchylde June 20, 2016
mugGet the no fucks should be given, no, not even onemug.

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