the cow's milkmaid

(adj.) logically cannot be explained; good beyond imagination

"The cow's milkmaid! I just collected on Boardwalk!"

by boltor the destroyer February 1, 2006

cookies and cream milkshake

referring to the ejaculate of both a white and black man in a woman's mouth at the same time.

After giving stan and carlos both a blow job she had a cookies and cream milkshake.

by suburbanmommy February 24, 2012

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Crazy Uncle Dimma July 18, 2014

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 21, 2014

Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.

Similar to Dirty Panda

I gave Susan the old Coon Eyed Vanilla Milkshake last night after she returned from Arabia.

by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.

Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.

by Shiggles October 3, 2016

waiting for the milkman to show me around

what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?

response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming

by Crazy Uncle Dimma February 5, 2017