Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.
That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!
by Jenna Johnson September 15, 2023
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Hoe-tellin'

One or more hoe's staying at a hotel and either giving freely or selling sex is said to be, "Hoe-tellin".
Honey, I made a lot of money last night "hoe-tellin'"!
by modoman January 18, 2016
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Hoe Fro

When an asshole has an Afro and fucks everybody
''That fucker is a hoe fro''
by dumbfuck on the internet April 23, 2018
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hoe-ment

I have a boyfriend but I went to a party Shit got crazy and I had a 3 some when I woke up in the morning I realized I had a hoe-ment !!!
by Mina1602 March 24, 2018
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fuckin em hoe

Dad : Ayy last night i was fuckin em hoes
Daugher : Damn u get bitches dad, lemme be one
by ihave69husbands420 July 15, 2022
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Glued-hoes

When all your hoes are glued to your side
Damn I got all these glued-hoes.
by Gluedhoes123 December 26, 2018
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Hoe-pocalypse

We all know the definition of a hoe.. A sex worker, a slut, a home wrecker, a bitch. This can be a male, female, non binary, and whatever pronoun you identify with..

So a hoe-pocalypse is when a society or group of people actively participate in sexual deviance, sleeping around, being paid or not, seem to be socially acceptable to the point of being everywhere
Damn, it's like we got a hoe-pocalypse these days. Bitches be everywhere just hooking up wit' anyone
by Throbbin_Rob January 17, 2024
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