friendvite 

Sending a "friendship invitation" through one of the many social networks such as Facebook and MySpace.

You're sister's profile photo looks hot. Mind if I send her a friendvite?

friendvite by KAT12974 July 8, 2011

Friendharvester 

An individual who goes on your personal social networking site, and sends friend requests to all the people on your friends list, sometimes claiming they know you when they don't...for the sole purpose of upping their friend count to make themselves appear more well 'liked' than they actually are. They also do this to target your friends as potential 'dating material' because they're too damn cheap to pay for eHarmony.

Mel: Hey Peggy, who is that freak Jim guy that sent me an add request saying that he knew you? He keeps saying gross things to me on my wall!

Peggy: Uh, I don't know that dude...I thought YOU did, that's the only reason I accepted him! Ewwe, he's a dirty friendharvester! Delete, delete, delete!!

Friendharvester by Melfine August 20, 2011

friendzonian 

inhabitants of the plane of existence called "Friendzone"

this term is only used in one instance. to express pity.

poor Friendzonians

friendzonian by Jason Sng September 3, 2012

Friendpocalypse 

The removal of douche bags and tools from your FB friend list.

A mass unfriending of lame or fake friends from FB.

This can occur on a regular or irregular basis and can increase during political season.

I am tired of all these political posts from douchebags on my newsfeed . I think it is time for a good old fashioned friendpocalypse.

Friendpocalypse by lawndeen October 13, 2012

Friendly fifth 

That last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.

This assures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.

Only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?

Friendly fifth by DAG February 9, 2013

friendchod 

Someone who screws their friends over.

You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.

friendchod by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013

friendilingus

Friendilingus is the act of cunnilingus performed on a friend by a friend purely for the sake of helping a friend out and/or improving skill in that area.

"I don't really feel very comfortable performing cunnilingus, could I perform friendilingus on you so as to get comfortable with it?"

friendilingus by djones September 15, 2013