right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!

john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

Mr jelly farts

The best :D

Mr jelly farts is the best and is so smart kiss kiss

by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022

Fart transfer

When you press your anus against another anus, then proceed to fart into the other anus.

I can't believe we tried to do a fart transfer last night, but I really enjoyed it.

by Geebbzz February 03, 2025

Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.

Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.

by Tealybop May 30, 2022

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 12, 2024

Pebble Fart

The skidding sound that is made when you are riding a skateboard and your wheel gets stopped by a pebble, usually sending you flying.

Tony was ripping on the sidewalk when he went flying and landed on his ass. I didn't see it, but I heard a pebble fart right before it happened.

by NinjaDogma April 05, 2023

high on their own farts

Of a person, particularly on social media, who has a delusional sense of importance or validity in their actions or statements

All these celebrities thinking we care what they think about politics must be high on their own farts

by December 14, 2024