Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021

Cat

an epic ninja is a fur suit with for legs with 4 knives in each foot. will attack if it doesn't like you

human- "Awwww.. your so cuteeeee"
cat- *attacks*
human- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
cat- take that human i dont like

by O'Reilly Auto Parts... OWWW!! October 18, 2019

House Cat

A house cat refers to an individual living in a Bubble with no understand of the world outside of there house ( bubble ) how the house was build, what evolution it took for the infrastructure to create and maintain the house.

A house cat lives in and benefits from the Luxury of modern technology and culture whilst also shaming the outside world that provided it.

A house cat will try to dismiss insult and shame individuals in the outside world through a window without ever having stepped out there own echo chamber.

A house cat is oblivious to anything past what they can comprehend through there own window.

You have no idea how ecenomics works stop being a house cat.

by Resilientbydesign July 6, 2022

Cat Licker

A safe way to say someone eats pussy

Person #1: Ok we have to be careful my parents are in the other room!
Person #2: Uhh ok. Did you hear about Tony? He’s a huge Cat Licker!

by Kacchan_420_277 January 1, 2020

Gassing the cat

When you fart on her pussy. Spooning Gas fart

My girl was the big spoon last night and after all those tacos, I would up gassing the cat.

by Diggin12 March 5, 2020

zombie cat

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

by beamguru August 8, 2025

cat draining

When fluids leak out of your cat and you know it's about to pop so you take it to the hospital but you didn't drain it in time so it dies. :(

mu cousin's cat died because the cat draining was to late.

by Catdraining123 November 26, 2016