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ya lil nasty queef 

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)
suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.

bon app-a-queef 

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
bon app-a-queef by fedewolfie December 10, 2016

Kung Pao Queef 

Vag that is particularly spicy and vinegary to the taste, hence Kung Pao. Not rank or nasty like bearded clam or fishburger it is still an acquired taste even among cunny connoisseurs.
Bruh, I ate out at Mona's the other night, she got some serious Kung Pao Queef. It was pretty intense, but I had to finish her off, ya know?

keep the queef 

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

Cup of queef 

Just like a cup of cheese(which is when you fart, cup the fart in your hand, and lastly throw it into someone to know so that they smell it) but with a queef.
Dude that cup of queef smelled so bad!!!
Cup of queef by anonymous January 9, 2021

The Forbidden Queef 

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.
“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”