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blueberry crypt by Julianna fucking apple July 25, 2008
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Bluethbag
"Hey Jason, check out the Bluethbag over there, he's obviously not on a call... does he think he looks cool with that headset on? I bet he takes it in the ass!"
Bluethbag by sportsrizzo April 15, 2010
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Bluetooth On
Bluetooth On by Randy Cochran October 18, 2018
Bi-Curious Blues
Why is Ashley so sad?
She's got the Bi-Curious Blues
Has she even been with a girl yet?
No, but she really wants to.
She's got the Bi-Curious Blues
Has she even been with a girl yet?
No, but she really wants to.
Bi-Curious Blues by Jens Money June 28, 2010
bluetooth douche
A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
bluetooth douche by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006
Pwnage by Bluetooth
When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.
(In an Elevator a guy walks in)
Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth
Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth
Pwnage by Bluetooth by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007
Bluefag
A bluefag is a person (usually female, but there are male bluefags too) who tries to sway a conversation into one about eye color. After she does that, she then proceeds to talk about her own eyes, and fishes for compliments from the people she's talking to.
Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.
Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.
Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefag: What color are your eyes?
Regular person: Brown.
Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.
Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.
Regular person: Brown.
Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.
Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.