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bluetooth douche 

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.
The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

Pwnage by Bluetooth 

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.
(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth
A bluefag is a person (usually female, but there are male bluefags too) who tries to sway a conversation into one about eye color. After she does that, she then proceeds to talk about her own eyes, and fishes for compliments from the people she's talking to.

Bluefags usually talk about their eyes to distract other people from how ugly the rest of their face is.

Note: Bluefags represent an extremely small percentage of people with blue eyes. Having blue eyes does NOT make you a bluefag; bragging about them does.
Bluefag: What color are your eyes?

Regular person: Brown.

Bluefag: Well, my eyes are aqua-blue with green speckles and a yellow outline.

Regular person: Shut up, Bluefag. You just want to talk about your eye color because you're trying to hide the fact that your face looks like crap. Your eye color may look OK, but your eyes themselves look terrible with your face.
Bluefag by Thorgasm March 16, 2010

Bluelist 

(blue,list) Bluelisted V. To recommend a travel experience.
N. A recommended travel experience or a recommended place to visit.
V: I would bluelist that restuarant. It is the best pizza place in San Francisco.
N: Boboli Gardens is totally on my bluelist of best gardens in the world.
Bluelist by Michaela Klink August 18, 2006

blueangel 

An angel or guardian against cyber bullies.

Alternate form: BA
She's a blueangel for standing up to those snark sharks.
blueangel by tippiechick November 6, 2011

blueberry dro 

a type of hydro weed that has a sweet scent when u light it up usually goes for 15 to 20 a gram. very high quality.
yo i just copped a 1/8th of that blueberry dro pat's sellin. lets go blaze
blueberry dro by chris March 31, 2005