Similar to The Ambulating Monkey, except your homie is female and the bananas simulate ovulation at an increased rate.
by Pweaw February 12, 2024
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If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
If you want to spice it up beat the flaccid penis until it is red and stiff.
A Red Monkey is my favorite way to pass time but my partner tried to spice it up and now my dick hurts
by Khureese Chrowski April 17, 2019
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by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011
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by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
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