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Jack Poopsicle

When you stick poop on a popsicle stick, freeze it, then after it's done freezing, jack off onto it, then give it to your secret crush.
Tyler got slapped by Suzie after trying to give her a Jack Poopsicle.
by Kyle Poosylacker November 23, 2011
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Captain Jack's Crew

A dude and a chick that have been fucked by the same guy.
Girl: "You see that guy with the snake tattoo? I totally shagged him last night!"

Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"

Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
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Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle
Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death
by Kageybaby September 8, 2011
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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Jack

A very naughty boy who nutted 8 times in one day.
by TheRealBinLadden October 12, 2023
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Jack

Jack just overall has the HUGEST COCK EVER IT IS GIGANTIC AND ALL WOMEN LOVE JACK AND HIS RIZZ IS INSANE HE SLEEPS WITH WOMEN EVERY NIGHT
“Mmm last night Jack made me cum SO hard I want to do it again I dident think I could experience that much pleasure
by Hellojackhasahuge… October 12, 2023
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