Cat

A furry piece of shit
takes away all my time and money

And is a asshole

Oh my cat just knocked off all the glass on the table. then, shat on my bed. then, attacked my ankles while I was getting out of the shower. THEN, HE THREW UP ON MY LAP. THEN, WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE PISSED ON MY FACE. but somehow I still keep him around

by Kokichi ouma kinnie February 14, 2021

Black Cat

Goth person that attracts “Golden Retriever” type of personalities.

“She’s a goth mommy gf”
“Do you mean a Black Cat?”

by anonymous November 25, 2024

cat

a furry feline that is a great companion. they love to lick u whenever they can.

bro i love that cat...
ikr
its soo swaggy like//

by Lydiaissooswaggy<3 November 4, 2022

Cat

A cat is A quadrupedal mammal that has thick fur (Though sometimes inconsistent) and A fox-like ears add on A snot and whiskers. there you go A cat

1: What Mammals do you like?
2: A cat...
1:oh k

by Kashyyk The Cat May 21, 2019

Burrito cat

A cat so fat and so long to the point it looks like a burrito with fat hanging on the side

May I please have the burrito cat with rice and beans, oh and the chips and salsa thing for $4.99
Would you like a drink

Yes Diet Pepsi

by Crosonte October 17, 2018

thick cat

A universal world meaning anything in the world o Drmicloves world

They always trying fo thick cat me out of my nice things

by AdMC March 12, 2021

Gay For Cats

A sexuality involving a feline partner

"I love my cat, Austin! He's my EVERYTHING!"
"Oh. You must be Gay For Cats!"

by Gayforcats101 January 1, 2012