Lesbian Monkey

Another Term of Gay

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

monkey nutz

When Zay M. (deuce) catches a pass on a defender's head

Yo, it's monkey nutz when Zay's in 1on1 coverage, just throw it up to him.

by piperfanclub May 16, 2025

Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.

I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.

by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024

Chub Monkey

A small black man with a HUGE cock

The fuckin Chub Monkey raped my wife!

by J-Jack Diddler September 26, 2025

Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.

1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥

by Meowmix765 January 7, 2011

Chopper Monkey

A Blackhawk Helicopter Crewchief, or any Helicopter Mechanic/Crewchief. Also the Name of the Blackhawk Helicopter Videos Produced by Crewchief Sgt Bruce Adams that began back in 2000.

Look at that Chopper Monkey Climbing up the side of that Blackhawk. He knows how to fix shit.

by Rogue1974 April 11, 2009