Red snapper

A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it

That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper

by Clapped out jeep shiesty May 30, 2022

Red Stove

-connotationally describes someone who is angry or has a tantrum at the kitchen counter.

Kitchen Counter: Hello, fella.
Guy: Will you just BE QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!
Kitchen Counter: Man, why are you a red stove?

by appletakesthewormoffhisnuts December 9, 2024

Red

A code name of a guy

Red (fergus) is so cute

by ahhdhdjsjak November 13, 2023

Original Reds

The upmost quality of bines

‘You’ve made a huge power play on the reds brother’
‘The original reds be hitting different buddy’

by Asmilingpig November 2, 2019

red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth

Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth

by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019

Red Velvet Cake

When a guy creampies a girl on her period, pulls his penis out, and spreads it on her ass.

Last night I got drunk and made a red velvet cake with my girl.

by TellyMadeIt April 13, 2022

Red Neck Birth Control

A form of contraception using any strong household cleaners and chemicals in general with a funnel and vaginal cavity.

"You'll need that red neck birth control if you don't cum in the bum."

Synonym:Cactus or that weird thing behind my bed in 3rd grade, I mean was it a Lego covered in fuzz? I don't know man I'm no expert..

by Jack Gomez November 20, 2018