skinny penis 

Used to describe a person who is very selfish.

While driving on Cherokee ave, Billy was angered by a skinny penis Pontiac Sunfire driver.

skinny penis by Cutmaster R March 31, 2008

guy with balls but no penis 

A guy who has no problem asking out women but he will not have sex with them.

Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.

guy with balls but no penis by CarrieP March 17, 2010

hidden penis

A penis that is hidden under the skin of your stomach. It is a defect that men tend to get. It is hard to fuck when your penis is hidden in your skin. Many men get plastic surgery to lift or get rid of the skin.

Look at that man Angie, he has a hidden penis. YOU CANT SEE HIS PENIS!!

hidden penis by Daniel June 18, 2006

dragon penis 

When a man has an enormous cock.

M i c h a e l C h r i s t i a n o has a dragon penis.

dragon penis by ashley nicole rodgers May 4, 2008

Your Mom Eats Penis 

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

Your Mom Eats Penis by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! 

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole! by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Negative Penis 

when someones penis is so small that it comes out their asshole. Commonly used as an insult.

Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob

Negative Penis by Zakk May 17, 2003