hidden penis

A penis that is hidden under the skin of your stomach. It is a defect that men tend to get. It is hard to fuck when your penis is hidden in your skin. Many men get plastic surgery to lift or get rid of the skin.

Look at that man Angie, he has a hidden penis. YOU CANT SEE HIS PENIS!!

by Daniel June 18, 2006

dragon penis

When a man has an enormous cock.

M i c h a e l C h r i s t i a n o has a dragon penis.

by ashley nicole rodgers May 4, 2008

Your Mom Eats Penis

Ummm.... no real definition needed, just look at the phrase.

Your Mom Eats Penis better than Vadim does.

by Johnny Longhorn April 28, 2003

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

Negative Penis

when someones penis is so small that it comes out their asshole. Commonly used as an insult.

Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob

by Zakk May 17, 2003

hardening of the penis

a painful condition in which the penis remains erect for a long time.

Since the guy is suffering from hardening of the penis, he should see the sex doctor.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

blow (penis snot)

ejaculate

Man, I like to blow penis snot in her face

by Anonymous July 16, 2003