It is a rare occurrence when some emasculated male has such a tiny schlong that it gives the illusion that it goes into his body. The closest example to such a body part is an adolescent vagina.
A Real Male: Hey TJ, do you have a vagina or just a NEGATIVE PENIS?
TJ: No! It's just that my dick is so small (and does not satisfy anyone) that it hides in my body like a scared turtle with a small cock. Therefore people consider it NEGATIVE.
TJ: No! It's just that my dick is so small (and does not satisfy anyone) that it hides in my body like a scared turtle with a small cock. Therefore people consider it NEGATIVE.
by jjt009 April 22, 2011
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Bob: Hey markm, your penis is so small, you've got a negative penis going on!
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob
Mark: Shut the hell up Bob
by Zakk May 17, 2003
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