The One Man Fuck Up

is the one friend who fucks up everything your friend group does and ruins the entire Fucking Experience for evryone. They are also the most retarded, autistic peices of shits in the world.These peoples name consist of. Will, Bob, Jeff or Jeffery, Mark, Luke, And Eric. Watch out for these people ladies and gents this people will ruin your life.

Mark shoplifts and you guys get arrested

"Jesus Mark Your The One Man Fuck Up

by Gibbys are not gay December 19, 2019

one handed parking job

a hand job with a clever name so that unsuspecting bystanders are unaware of it's true meaning :-P

"Yea, I did a one handed parking job yesterday and Max was pretty impressed!"

by Maria deann December 27, 2007

the business of which one is engaged

The current action. The task at hand.

(Soldier In wartime)- The business of which one is engaged always carries the high probability of death.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

pop one's champagne bottle

To ejaculate

It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.

He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.

by Anonymous $#!+ February 27, 2010

two eyes one girl

1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.

2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.

1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"

2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away

by airdrawndagger December 8, 2004

count one for the home team

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.

<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

by BOLIVER February 3, 2003

Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp

"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020