lostnunbound's mom

A litty mom

That is the most lostnunbound's mom I've seen.

by tawsick May 15, 2018

Kaylee’s Mom

Another word for milf

Storm-“ Hey did you heard about Kaylee’s mom”
Colin-“ Yeah she’s a total milf”

by IJHerkDudes March 18, 2024

Ur Mom

Ur mom

brett: Hey dude what did you do last night?
jim: Ur mom

by milfy dilfy January 20, 2022

Your Mom

You are a stupid person so stop with the your mom jokes

Your mom is so fat

by CoooooolDogmannn December 21, 2020

Mom

Your mom

My mom made spaghetti for dinner.

by mymom1256 November 18, 2018

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 4, 2019